Demented States of America

An overthrown mental hospital that decided they weren’t part of the U.S. anymore and made their own country called “The Demented States of America”. The U.S. army noticed what was going on so they sent a handful of troops to deal with them which led to a civil war started by the gunshot heard ‘round the block. And the D.S.A won thanks to George Washingmachine who later became their first president and wrote the Deceleration of Incontinence.
The Demented States of America is quite possible the dumbest country ever
by SigmaSam2009 February 15, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Cow tipping state

A cow tipping state is any state such as Utah, Montana, Nebraska etc… where a group of boys on a Friday night would have nothing fun to do other than go cow tipping.
God I hate being in Ohio… it’s such a cow tipping state!
by happycaptain May 11, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Banana Peel State

A state whose residents would largely vote for a literal banana peel in a presidential election of it was nominated by the GOP.
Yeah Trump dominated Tennessee in the 2020 election. They’re a banana peel state.
by SuperKlyph November 06, 2020
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State collage area high school is a high school made in 1894 the majority of the students from 2016-2019 seem to have made improvements, there is still the usual fucking and shit in the bathrooms and other shit. Most people end up with regular jobs while a few others either end up on top or at the very bottom. The collage is one of the best in the country and seems to be a high ranked collage among others . This high school is not like others, but the fighting and fucking and general high school shit continues to happen. Hope you make it out alive 😂👌
Person A “Man SCASD “State Collage Area High School” sucks ass
Person B “Not if your smart, which most people aren’t”
by H3 Wh0 Kn0s August 30, 2019
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stone cold ass bitch, always ready to fight and fuck over your fam.
Friend: Hey isn't that your grandma from another state?
You: Fucking hell, that grandma from another state is a nasty ass bitch.
by fybnsad June 11, 2018
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