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Wood bitch

Typically a blonde you meet while collecting fire wood give you the stink eye because she is jealous
So I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and in comes wood bitch and her sisters giving me the stink eye
by Trueforce April 18, 2022
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Riley woods

Someone you considered a family but then goes and takes the girl that he knows dam well your in love with
by Slow walker July 13, 2022
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Immaculate Wood

When you have that morning wood that is just so majestic and rigid.
Dude, I had some major immaculate wood this morning. One thing let to another, and, y'know...
by Fat Ryan Gosling April 2, 2015
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Bullers wood

bullers wood is a school full of slags who don’t know anything other than how to snake on everything.. they had a protest and all of a sudden they all think they’re the shit when in reality no one cares they won’t admit it but they’re all hated by other schools

in conclusion just don’t go to bullers
i went bullers wood turns out i had over 80 ex’s by year 9
by UrMum.com October 24, 2020
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Morning Wood

Your morning boner, for boys.
Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood.
Tom: scrumpsilucios.
by jiminsloml May 20, 2022
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Wood Burner Tattoo

The scars / burn marks which one receives on their wrist or forearm from attempting to jam too large a piece of firewood into a small wood stove.
If you already have 5 wood burner tattoos before Christmas you should either drink less or cut your firewood smaller.
by Definerofdefinitions October 4, 2023
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North Woods Nimrod

Renown cannibal and resident of the wilderness of Green Bay, Wisconsin. Long time pals with a slender man and Rumor has it he has had babies with 8 different species. Huge packer backer but hasn’t been seen in decades. Some say he’s just a legend, others say the man is Brett Favre.
“During the winter of 2009 the Green Bay city council issued a mandatory curfew after the North Woods Nimrod took a lunch break to the local elementary school.”

Green Bay, Wisconsin
Packer backer
Brett Favre
by Bichael Newhouse April 21, 2018
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