a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions of "why do old habits die hard"? and "why do people resist change"?
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : "why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do? Should I commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her?
father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but to everyone else in the world as well.
father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but to everyone else in the world as well.
by Sexydimma August 26, 2013

by BranK18 July 12, 2018

by Stekam August 10, 2022

1. When 2 or more people group hug one person (from my experience usually used on one's birthday)
2. Another word for a threesome. You sick fucks.
2. Another word for a threesome. You sick fucks.
1. "Happy birthday! Human sandwich!"
2. "Yo, me, Jessica, and Phil had a human sandwich. No homo tho"
2. "Yo, me, Jessica, and Phil had a human sandwich. No homo tho"
by bro you just posted cringe May 31, 2019

Someone who feels they shine by attacking others and bringing them down. Often a human dependent lightbulb will belittle and humiliate the disabled for personal gain.
Person 1- did you hear what Laura was saying about the new blind guy?
Person 2 - yeah, she is such a human dependent lightbulb. I don't know why she needs to take the light and joy from other people
Person 2 - yeah, she is such a human dependent lightbulb. I don't know why she needs to take the light and joy from other people
by PhillyPhillyWangWang July 9, 2024

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?
father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person. The only thing you can do, is not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, that's about all i can tell you.
father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person. The only thing you can do, is not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, that's about all i can tell you.
by Sexydimma December 16, 2014

by humanboner November 14, 2015
