Hit them in the head

Police slag for calling in sick.
(Banging in, banging, banging out)

I want this weekend off but they won't approve my vacation time so I'm just gonna hit them in the head.

by KRJaffaOneOneNine2 May 29, 2017

Hit me with a lamp

When a woman wants a man to hit her in the face with his dick during sex

I want Shawn Mendes to hit me with a lamp

by UselessEyeLasers May 15, 2019

ID HIT FR

YOU WOULD FUCK...

she bad id hit fr

by JAY@VALID March 29, 2023

Double Hit and Run

When a car crash causes a consecutive car crash and either one, two, or all three of the cars flee the scene.

Daniel: Hey, did you hear that Aaron got into a double hit and run yesterday?
Craig: No! What happened?
Daniel: So Aaron was driving through an intersection, and a huge Ford F-250 ran a red light and smashed right into his car. That caused a Toyota sedan behind him to rear-end him. Both cars drove away, leaving poor Aaron's car destroyed. He had to pay for it all himself!
Craig: That's awful!

by Suboptimal_Crumb May 7, 2020

hitting the study wall

an invisible wall one hits when one has reached the point of study material saturation. All further attempts to study are futile and aimless browsing of the internet persists unabated.

After hitting the study wall, all I could do was look at rage comics on reddit until I woke up the next morning covered in piss.

by haimen32 June 9, 2011

one hit bro

A colloquial phrase often loudly professed by sub-humanoid residents of the New Jersey shore, often in self-admiration of one's ability to render another Jerseyan unconscious in a single hit.

Yeah bro, this one bro was like "hey bro i dont like the way you fist pump bro" so i fuckin' knocked him on his ass in one hit and was like "one hit bro!"

by stunted April 29, 2010

Hit the back board

When a girl is so slight and of such small build that when having sex with a man, his penis if of decent size is likely to hit the back wall of her pelvis. Like with basketball, hitting the back board.

Shes a tiny little fitty, i bet i would hit the back board with that one…

by Mystikal 234 July 9, 2021