Tumbl too hard

When your Tumblr dashboard makes you jizz your pants.Usually used by people with a lot of porn on their Tumblr dashboard.

Tom:Bill,what's with the stain on your pants?
Bill:Tom,I went on Tumblr today...
Tom:Goddammit Bill,did you tumbl too hard again?

by Wing Kalas March 9, 2014

Bang the bend to hard

This gesture is given out when one has already locked the music and proceeds in the space without caution

Slacktrick bang the bend to hard.. resulting in the glizzys all over the floor

by Town242 May 6, 2021

hard hat hooker

A recognized prostitute known to have STD's that still works the corner.

A-"Dude! I just got done banging Angie from OBT"
B-"She's a hard hat hooker bro"
A-"Shit, I better get checked out then"

by Zerracho December 7, 2013

Hard Core lover

Hard Core Lover is a person (typically named Theo) who takes the initiative to blow kisses and flirts with you around the clock. If you have a long neck, you are in for a treat from the hard core lover.

"Have you met Ted before?"
"No"
"Well he is a hard core lover in math class. He always blows me kisses and caressing my neck "

by FemalKrypo April 14, 2019

Big hard cheap

A big bottle of hard cheap liquor such as generic vodka

Let's get fucked up buy a bottle of big hard cheap

by ethizz February 18, 2017

Drink the hard latte

When young parents in the exurbs get together to drink something gimmicky like kombucha & tequila or hard root beer.

Want to get together and drink the hard latte after the kids go to bed?

by Alistair Jorkins May 23, 2020

Rock hard Theo

He’s always hard.

“That guy is such a rock hard Theo”

by Fuckmillylillisamazing January 20, 2020