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You've gone and done fucked it

Definition: (phrase)
A brutal way of saying someone hasn’t just made a mistake; they’ve taken a situation, set it on fire, thrown it off a cliff, and then acted surprised when it exploded. Used when the failure is so obvious, reckless, or dumb that no fixing it is even worth trying.

Not casual. This is reserved for moments when someone’s failure is so massive and self-inflicted that it almost becomes art. It's got that slow-burn of disappointment baked into it. First you sigh, then you say it. Related to "you done fucked up," but "gone and done" adds that extra salt; like you watched them build their own disaster in slow motion.
Example:

"Gave Chad the aux cord and now we're listening to 12 minutes of dolphin noises. You've gone and done fucked it up."

"She hit 'reply all' with that email dragging the boss. You've gone and done fucked it."
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Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up 

In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.

Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.
Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.

“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”

On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? 

On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? The phrase says it all except you will follow it up what is fucked up.
Person 1-On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? “Shows his car fucked up”, this is fucked up.

Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the as 

A phrase used whenever americans can’t see the beauty in something, taken from billy on the street talking about his love for the movie Rattatoullie
Person 1:”I went to the grand canyon with a bunch of americans and they were all on their phones the whole time”

Person 2:”Jesus, Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the ass.”

he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her 

“he cheated on her and she keeps going back

Reply :”Yh he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her”

I know your name, you're fucked 

What one would say when
A: they have a death note

B: they find a hot character and want them on rule 34
C: what a detective says when he has identified the name of a crook
"It's too late mr president, I know your name, you're fucked"

If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.
Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."