all-you-can-eat

buncha crap stuffed into a buffet just to make people fat and not earn much money beacuse the buffet is cheap

-i went out to eat yesterday
=did you?
-yeah
=where?
-oh it was an all-you-can-eat--
=oooooh
-...buffet
=yeah (cough) um i kinda gotta go bye
-why'd he go?...

all-you-can-eat by artichokegal June 16, 2005

National eat Jaylen’s ass day 

National eat Jaylen’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Jaylen and eat there ass. PERIODT POOH.

Person 1: eats a random Jaylen’s ass
Jaylen: why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.
Person: well it’s national eat Jaylen’s ass day silly

National eat Jaylen’s ass day by Goonking June 21, 2019

fuck bitches eat frosted flakes 

A motto for when one has a love for Frosted Flakes just as much as one loves fucking bitches.

Person 1: "Hey, how are those Frosted Flakes tasting?"
Person 2: "About as good as pussy. You know what I say, FUCK BITCHES EAT FROSTED FLAKES!"

fuck bitches eat frosted flakes by anus_tickler January 25, 2015

You can’t have your cake and eat it too

You can’t have it both ways, you can’t have your neccesity and your desire. Needs & wants.

Kevin has a wife but still wants to have relations with his friend Samantha...

You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

You can’t have your cake and eat it too by lachichu April 16, 2019

I eat you 

I eatyou is Turkish slang.It means you really fancy the other person or you think there wonderful.

guy says: "you are very beautiful,i eat you baby"

girl says: thanks! I eat you too lover!

I eat you by lalalaurenlove February 23, 2009

Army eat 

When army eating, one shovels food into their mouth as fast as they can, sometimes chewing once or twice before swallowing, so they can be done earlier than everyone else, so they can tend to other more fun activities. This often happens in the army, hence "army eat". When army eating, it takes an average of 3-4 minutes to eat a regular meal.

Dude, the sarge wants us out training in 5 minutes! We'd better army eat!

Army eat by Kastera1000 April 18, 2010

I eat weetabix 

When you are giving someone a good rimming and they do a tiny constipated poo that you accidentally eat

I eat weetabix I love it when it’s good and hard

I eat weetabix by Cereal poster April 18, 2019