Ethan N

A god walking amongst mere mortals. of Scandinavian origin his ancestors probably enslaved yours and he is in the family business. His gravitational pull is so large that it attracts all the honeys toward his center. he has a dark past... also unrelated he regrets 9/11. His rapping tunes swoon me into fanciful thinking of what i know can never be between us. His eyes tell me a story his words seem to contradict and all my hopes of being fulfilled in the night hours so depend upon his abnormally long middle toe that i fear if i do not receive its immediate attention i will die grasping on too my Ethan body pillow.

Ethan N: i am going to write you up for gambling since you stayed in the dorm during the fire alarm
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.

Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.

by Plutarch2024 January 29, 2024

Ethan

Someone that sucks at clash of clans

Bro you're like Ethan playing Clash of Clans

by Goat of Clash of Clans February 1, 2024

Ethan

A person you need to block because they are not real and they are the worst mercy main in the world.

Omg is that Ethan I NEED TO FUCKING PUKE

by Horxch April 6, 2023

Ethan

Smart friendly hot knows the inside out of a SAT book like I know the what Warryn is going to eat for dessert.
The friend you can always rely on always shows up when you need him.

I wish I was Ethan

You should be more like Ethan

by Ethanlover69 April 7, 2023

Ethan R

An Ethan is a guy that’s 6ft tall on a good day, who’s just a bartender. Has tendencies to date young girls.

A: I just got served by an Ethan R!

B: That’s great but beware-
you’re 15 Kristina!

by Mossy Frog April 8, 2023

Ethan

The Ethan I know is a miracle hope bringer to Alyssa

Talking to an Ethan is like talking to a Deliverer from the Maker of the Heavens!

by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

Ethan

The simplest fucking retard, openly spouts words at self and can’t think, u hear him make notes to relocate.. he drops the female interest in 3 post.. and stretches Out for fake people, call em if u need a ride he sometime clicks but never connects permanently, his past life just said let dump him and forget…

That boy Ethan is true open door.. u can swing him and he openly think he can withstand a 980 strike punch… this child loses popularity in 4 post

Ladies don’t ever consider him wise he slurs words and can’t process simple shit

by Biggestkikever April 11, 2023