douche bagger 

One who bags douches

that guy has six trash bags full of douches

douche bagger by dog chain March 24, 2005

douche monger 

one who (literally or figurativly) fishes for used or new douches. the true douche mongers are those who make a profession out of this, by selling the douches at a stand of some sort.
also, an insult.

Carl: I heard that he's reblocking the entire first act.
Henry: What about the second act?
Carl: He cut it.
Henry: ...What a douche monger

douche monger by Mikey Masullo May 1, 2006

douche muffin 

a boy that has the smart level of a muffin, and acts like a douche 24/7. reffers to just about every guy in america,brazil and canada.

"omgz, that guy over there is such a douche muffin." *sigh

douche muffin by Lauren LaRock October 16, 2008

Douche Canoe 

see Ben Mulroney; or any other D-bag.
Amplified version of original Douche Bag.

Person A: "he was wearing a pink polo with a popped collar"
Person B: "wow what a Douche Canoe!"

Douche Canoe by awesome_s December 8, 2010

douche hole

the hole vagina where you whould insert a douche.

person 1: can you hand me my burger?
person 2: no.
person 1: fucking douche hole.

douche hole by nanna August 21, 2006

douche nozzle 

The piece that connects to the douche bag and is the "business" end of the entire "douche" system.

After getting pounded by a big sweaty black man I inserted the douche nozzle into my swollen opening.

douche nozzle by Rob April 21, 2003

douche bag lips 

An individual who has transcended the status of a "douche bag" or a "douche nozzle". By saying that someone has "douche bag lips" implies that they enjoy catching the douche runoff that the "douche nozzle" would normally collect.

The guy you work with who asks you to smell his fingers after he fingered a chick the night before is a "douche bag lips" Or the guy that hits on other peoples wives at parties that you are attending is a gigantic "douche bag lips"

douche bag lips by KBRADODD March 28, 2008