The craziest and amazing stories your dad tells you about his life before he married your mother. They'll have you in awe, crying on the floor laughing, and jealous that your stories are lame in comparison.
Dad"Did I tell you the time I went backpacking through Europe"
Me "What? no you never told me that?
Dad " yeah well I did for 6 months. It was okay. I joined a soccer team and played in Barcelona for a couple of years. Anyway, when I first got to Spain I participated in the running of the bulls, and I jumped on one and was able to ride it through the whole thing. It was pretty cool"
Me "You rode bull? You went to Barcelona and played soccer??"
Dad " Yeah we had some crazy parties..."
Me" really?? tell me please"
Dad"haha another time. maybe when you're older"
me" you got the best dad lore"
Me "What? no you never told me that?
Dad " yeah well I did for 6 months. It was okay. I joined a soccer team and played in Barcelona for a couple of years. Anyway, when I first got to Spain I participated in the running of the bulls, and I jumped on one and was able to ride it through the whole thing. It was pretty cool"
Me "You rode bull? You went to Barcelona and played soccer??"
Dad " Yeah we had some crazy parties..."
Me" really?? tell me please"
Dad"haha another time. maybe when you're older"
me" you got the best dad lore"
by dr.marly December 9, 2023
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by sugar~ June 12, 2022
Get the your dad mug.If i had to put it bluntly, I would refer to this man as 'gallant', the impact this man has on the prospect of society to become a better place with this man in it is, how I would put optimistic to say the least. He can be portrayed as inquisitive, yet emotional. The impact this man has on my life is in fact how I would refer to as a memorable roller coaster of happiness and give's me the power and pleasure to strive to be him. I mean he literally put's his son on a leash, doesn't get much better than that.
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