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American Dream

Goin' to a ball game and findin' out there's a Subway in the stadium, so you eat a sandwich in a ball game
That dude, he's got a sammich, he is truly living the American Dream
by JEEFIN_TEETS May 7, 2018
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Dream rocket

When you open a sleeping persons mouth and rocket your snot rocket into their mouth.
I was dreaming of going to space and woke up with a dream rocket in my mouth
by Gotar February 16, 2017
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dream dog

The floating negative colored spots you observe when your eyes are abruptly deprived from light or when you where blinded by a strong light source e.g. the sun or a flash light.
After accidentally looking at the sun, I couldn't get the dream dogs out of my eyes for half an hour.
by Neb Som February 24, 2017
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The American Dream®

The American Dream®, though it used to mean something, has long since become a symbol of consumerism, corporatocracy, and, quite frankly, bullshit, to a large portion of the more critical population.

Well I'd like to tell you all about my dream, it's a place
Where strip malls abound and diversion's mere moments away

Where culture's defined by the
Ones least refined
And you'll be left behind
If you don't fit in
It's all distorted
In americana my way

Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true

Now give me my cable, fast food, four-by's, tat's right away
I want it right now cause my generation don't like to wait

My future's determined by
Thieves, thugs, and vermin
It's quite an excursion
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way

Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true

I'm a product
Of my environment
So don't blame me, i just work here

My rights are denied by
Those least qualified
Trading profit for pride
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way

My nightmare has come true
My nightmare has come true
Yeah, it's all coming true

American by the Offspring
Dude 1: Why does everyone hate me

Dude 2: maybe you should stop working a mediocre job only so you can afford driving a pickup truck, eating fast food, and sitting on your ass all day.

Dude 1: No way, dude. I'm just living The American Dream®
by LoZander May 10, 2016
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dream crush

when you have a dream, usually involving someone you know, and something maybe a little romantic goes on, and you develop a confused crush for them (like a "maybe i had this dream because i like them" crush). probably most common with pre-teen girls.
A: dude!!! i had this dream where i kissed ___ and i don't know if i like her now or not!!
B: oh, dudeski, that's totally a dream crush. i get those almost nightly.
by royaume August 13, 2016
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Zebra Dream

Wow I gotta get me some of that Zebra Dream.
by Nutsforcoconuts July 2, 2016
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Dream-Seminated

When you have a sexual thought or dream about some one and they some how know.
Girl: did I get "Dream-Seminated"?
Guy: what? Well...
Girl: I'm gassy and bloated all of a sudden for no reason.
Guy: I dreamt of you all night.
by RG2301 June 22, 2016
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