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cock connoisseur

When sucking multiple cocks, you start to notice the differences between the all the cocks, size, taste, shape, thrust, etc.
While on her knees, Riley became a cock connoisseur for that night.
by riley.lovecocks January 12, 2021
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oh cock

oh cock
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disco cock

A man who refuses to shave or groom his private area (hairy)
I was with Tom last night & he has a disco cock
by Wine junkie April 30, 2022
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Stephen Cocking

A play on the famous physicist Stephen Hawking. A Stephen Cocking is someone that claims to know every sex position ever. Your classic know-it-all, but in a sex-nerd way.
"Yo, me and my girl tried the Reverse Leather Wallet the other day. Blew. My. Mind"

"Oh yeah, I've done that before, it's kinda cool I guess. The Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle is waaaay better"

"Theres no sex position called the Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle you cheener"

"Yeah there is, I totally did it with my girl friend"

"Bro, no you didn't. Stop being such a Stephen Cocking"
by ThaBoiChommey April 1, 2022
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Cock royalty

When a man gets paid a percentage of a woman’s raise after she gets good cock.
Alan received a 10% cock royalty after Cristina got a promotion because of her improved performance after having sex with him.
by Simpatico36 March 14, 2022
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Cock-Blocko'saurs

A verb used to describe an ancient creature who will go to almost any length to stop you getting some action; a blatant attempt to hate on one's game
Person 1 - " Dude, what was up with Steven last night ? "
Person 2 - " I know right, what a cock-blocko'saurs "
by 'Denver's Finest' March 14, 2022
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Cock giggles

The sound a penis makes if it is abused to much in a single sitting.
After watching my little pony, and masturbating furiously he had cock giggles.
by Mr. Mundee January 25, 2022
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