When you or someone is so tired you keep falling asleep over and over causing a "bobbing" effect with your head (with your mouth open). This occurs mostly in the sitting position, and resembles the motions of giving a blowjob.
by virginiasucks January 26, 2012
The sound porn actresses make when their mouth is being repeatedly, forcefully jammed onto a cock at a rapid pace. Usually accompanied by gagging, choking, and strings of spit.
by Babs McGaggy January 31, 2020
"Damn Eddie O...put that cock on the window sill and water it...you aint getting in me with that cactus cock"
by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 13, 2015
An unbelievably large amount, larger than a shit-ton. Generally speaking, take an quantity of something that an average person may have and multiply it by a depressing amount.
Commonly used to describe a buildup of procrastinated work that needs to be done in a very short period of time
Commonly used to describe a buildup of procrastinated work that needs to be done in a very short period of time
Friend: Hey you tryna grab a beer tonight?
Me: Dude I’d love to but I have an absolute cock-ton of work to do.
Me: Dude I’d love to but I have an absolute cock-ton of work to do.
by Don Hector November 12, 2019
After giving a girl an Egon Special you quickly stick your dick in her ass and then make her lick off your shit/marshmallow/cum covered cock
by DoBeDe May 10, 2009
When the woman is mad at you and is dry for something you did and it prevents you from staying hard and fucking her.
Kelly was so mad at John for flirting with other woman that when they tried to have sex John ended upwith Karma cock.
by sharage1 March 17, 2011
A play on the famous physicist Stephen Hawking. A Stephen Cocking is someone that claims to know every sex position ever. Your classic know-it-all, but in a sex-nerd way.
"Yo, me and my girl tried the Reverse Leather Wallet the other day. Blew. My. Mind"
"Oh yeah, I've done that before, it's kinda cool I guess. The Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle is waaaay better"
"Theres no sex position called the Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle you cheener"
"Yeah there is, I totally did it with my girl friend"
"Bro, no you didn't. Stop being such a Stephen Cocking"
"Oh yeah, I've done that before, it's kinda cool I guess. The Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle is waaaay better"
"Theres no sex position called the Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle you cheener"
"Yeah there is, I totally did it with my girl friend"
"Bro, no you didn't. Stop being such a Stephen Cocking"
by ThaBoiChommey April 01, 2022