coffake

When you dip your cake in your coffee, some pieces float to the bottom and when swallowing, you get a mouthful of a mixture of coffee and cake.

Wow! That was a nice bit of coffake I had!

by gadget king March 5, 2011

Coffee Scenario

When somebody really irritates you but you act really nice to them anyway, just to be polite. But then one day, you have a cup of coffee and get all hyped up and yell at them like there's no tomorrow. After that, you've burnt the bridge and you're dancing on the embers.

Danielle: Oh jesus, he sounds so annoying
Emily: I know right, but then I flipped out and it was a total coffee scenario. I feel so much better now.

by PleaseJustGoHome March 18, 2011

coffee plunger

a dude who loves fucking latinas up the butt

your white ass don't stand a chance, bro, he's a total coffee plunger

by najinos May 13, 2011

Cofungry

Adjective combining the words coffee and hungry, particularly in reference to a morning ritual.

I had both coffee and a bagel for breakfast, i was so cofungry.

by RuntOfTheLitter3 June 15, 2011

Coffee Rent

The coffee or low-priced item you buy at a cafe in order to validate spending a long time in the cafe.

Commonly applied in situations where the cafe has a comfortable spot to read or do homework, or offers free wifi.

Considered an excellent means of preventing dirty looks from baristas and managers.

"Let's go study at the cafe down the street."
"No thanks, I can't afford the coffee rent"

by Wooden Leg Named Smyth September 1, 2011

Cofpee

After drinking a lot of coffee, you notice that your urine smells just like coffee.

I gotta drink some water, I just released a quart of Cofpee.

by tomjordan September 4, 2011

coffee stirrer

To insert your fingers into someone's anus.

Person A: Oh god, I think I coffee stirred someone.
Person B: Coffee stir?
Person A: I put my fingers in someone's arse!
Person B: You're a coffee stirrer!

by TranTran December 15, 2011