Cheekaholic

A Cheekaholic is someone who is possessed by women’s posterior regions (butts). An utter obsession which leaves the addict in complete chaos and ruin. Cheekaholics can often be found browsing the internet for upwards of 18+ hours a day cranking stick searching for new shapes and sizes of cheeks. All Cheeks are an obsession for a Cheekaholic but typically we prefer them big round and juicy. As the old saying goes. My Anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun.

Hi, I’m Zyler and I’m a Cheekaholic

by Zyler Williams March 20, 2024

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Cheekaholic

A Cheekaholic is someone who is possessed by women’s posterior regions (butts). An utter obsession which leaves the addict in complete chaos and ruin. Cheekaholics can often be found browsing the internet for upwards of 18+ hours a day cranking stick searching for new shapes and sizes of cheeks. All Cheeks are an obsession for a Cheekaholic but typically we prefer them big round and juicy. As the old saying goes. My Anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun.

Hi, I’m Zyler and I’m a Cheekaholic

by Zyler Williams March 20, 2024

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Cheeked Out

getting killed or losing consciousness by the enormous weight of a woman's/man's cheeks sitting on your face

i would totally let the cyberdemon from DOOM sit and crush my face. getting cheeked out by that muscle muffin would be an honor

by assaultpencil March 23, 2024

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cheekwrangler

A type of person who jokes around with material he or she never made. And if they do make it on the fly, they will continue to wrangle you in the conversation.

CW: Hey remember the time Chip Skylark made Shiny Queef and me?

P: I don't remember that
CW: What do you mean? look it up
P: You're such a 'cheekwrangler'

by modernday_eratosthenes March 30, 2024

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