Canadian Kangaroo

This is when two Canadians fist-fight. Due to maple syrup content of the Canadians, the hands become intertwined and stuck together. The Canadian Kangaroo cannot be separated, and it continues to grow and collect more Canadians.
Watch out for the Canadian Kangaroo, once it touches you, you can't get unstuck. If I were you, I would wear a lot of KY Jelly all over your body so you can slither away.
by ecaleohs February 10, 2023
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Good ol' Canadian Orgy

An exceptional event under taken soley on Canada Day (July 1st). Usually after drink and watching the celebration events in eachs respective region, one heads back to a location and preforms such act of unity. It is an example of Canadian kindeness and respect for one another.
Friend 1: Eh, would you want to go back to my place?
Friend 2: Would you want to instead swing back to my place? We're having a Good Ol' Canadian Orgy.
Friend1: Oh, sure, eh!
by The 438 fam June 25, 2017
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the canadian dream

Being rich enough to leave in the winter and come back in the summer.
Buddy's livin' the Canadian Dream, trading in snow banks for sand banks, all while sippin' on some fruity drinks.
by FoulFootFollower February 3, 2023
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Canadian Covid Mask

An act where a Male uses a Covid mask to cover his eyes while a group of random partners lines up ready to have sex with him. One of the partners who have tested positive to covid will give the male a blowjob while intensely breathing all over his dick. Then all the other partners will come and give him a blow job. Then instead of swallowing his cum they all spit it into a cup where it will suck up into a syringe then be injected into the anus. Then the male bends around to suck his own dick while the partners all cheer on fingering their pussy's.
by brxxdie February 15, 2022
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CANadian HandSHAKE

She’s from Toronto ya know - gave er tha old Canadian handshake last night
by Supsupsuperman May 3, 2019
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Canadian talking

Canadian talking is the act of kissing for a Canadian. Due to the extreme weather in Canada no one wants to waste the energy to verbally communicate, instead they lock lips and thus communicate much more effectively.
Jack said that him and Hanna were “Just talking.” , but Jack is from Canada so that’s why they both have a cold sore. So they were actually Canadian talking.
by Tk6329 April 22, 2022
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