Pringle’s Can 

A bitch with a pussy so wide it feels the same as if you were to fuck a Pringle’s Can

Dude 1: How was that chick from last night?

Dude 2: Awful man I couldn’t feel shit. She was a Pringle’s Can

Pringle’s Can by BlitzKreiug November 18, 2019

shit can 

Old NAVY slang for a garbage or trash can.
Also NAVY slang for the verb "survey", which means to declare worthless.

"Sweepers, man your brooms.
Make a clean sweep-down fore and aft.
Take all shit cans to the fantail.
Sweepers"

shit can by skyhawk69L April 10, 2006

Because They Can 

a kick ass band from sydney, australia

Eddie Jackson Jed James Because They Can

Because They Can by Heph April 2, 2010

I can't 

A popular thing to say on Tumblr when something, particularly a post, where it's so stupid or funny that you just can't. You can't laugh or shake your head, because it's so ridiculous.

A: "No one asked me to prom, so I took my calculator. His name is T.I. (Texas Instruments)"
B: I CAN'T!

I can't by Tumblrer May 6, 2013

trash can 

What Lars Ulrich uses as drums on St. Anger

trash can by cannibalcorpse July 28, 2003

trash can socialism 

The belief that the communal trash can capacity is to be distributed according to the need of each individual in that community.

Trudi: Our trash can is full.

Eric: I'll just toss it in the neighbor's.

Trudi: Is that the right thing to do?

Eric: Yes, it's trash can socialism!

trash can socialism by anitpole September 4, 2009

Garbage Can Kid 

A. an insult branded to anybody who is deemed extraordinarily terrible at something.
B. Can be used to describe a professional athlete who is under performing.
C. The WNBA

"Drew never wins when we play scrabble. He's so bad he can barely crack the hundred mark."
"Good lord, he's such a garbage can kid"

Garbage Can Kid by Pigpenamus December 17, 2009