canadian knuckle duster

The act of lubing your toe knuckle and shoving it up a women’s vagina

Tracy: After that Canadian knuckle duster Dave gave me I was seeing god

by ButtNutter666 July 26, 2023

Canadian Clam Chowder

That act when you shove snow up your girl's pussy and you fuck until you start cumming.

We had the best Canadian Clam Chowder of all time, he couldn't even stop moaning.

by nasty nsfw July 04, 2021

Canadian Hymen

When you’re having sex outside in the middle of winter and the girl doesnt pull her long underwear down but you bust through that polypropylene with your cock to get into the sugar pot

I fucked this girl outside a bar last winter but when she pulled her pants down she forgot the long underwear so I had to break her Canadian Hymen to finish the job

by Plain old Pete January 22, 2022

Canadian Specialty Cookie

Anal sex with a Canadian

“Barry, you’re such a good friend, do you want a Canadian Specialty Cookie ?”

by pybbjkkkk November 08, 2021

Canadian toothbrush

Girl brushes her teeth with your dick and then flosses with your pubic hair‘s

I got cubes stuck in my teeth after I gave him a Canadian toothbrush

by Javon quirky April 09, 2019

Canadian cold start

When you live in Canada and you get a DUI, so you get a blower in you’re truck, you have to giver the old Canadian coldstart by blowing before turning the ignition, cold starting the truck

“Oh fuck brad got a DUI, he’s gotta giver’ the old Canadian cold start to get to work i suppose”

by Sunsetgoons69 March 08, 2023

Canadian battle helmet

The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.

Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.

He totally showed her the Canadian battle helmet! Didn’t know he shaved like that!

by Shoguy32 July 05, 2021