baked shrimp

The sort of nigga that stops at red lights in GTA, brushes his teeth after every snack, goes to sleep with his lights on.

'See that JB kid? What a fucking baked shrimp'
'I'd fucking smash that baked shrimp'

by MyPubesOnFleek August 19, 2016

Baked

Baked, beyond roasted (when a group of friends aim all jokes on you.) When you bake someone these are jokes of mass destruction. There is no coming back from a bake!

Friend A: we just roasted his ass bro.!!

B: Naw my dude we just baked him!

Friend A: we just roasted ass bro.

Friend B: Naw my dude, we just baked him!

by WordGirl_23 November 17, 2016

Bakersfield

The most horrible place on this god forsaken planet

Person 1: So where are you from?
Person 2: Oh i'm from Bakersfield
Person 1: Oh hell nah fuck that place

by Fl0rb November 18, 2019

all baked down

verb: to smoke weed

adverb: to be stoned

Dood, I am all baked down.

by Doubler June 10, 2005

Curtis Baker

An talented musician on YouTube who plays guitar, piano, bass, and drums.

Curtis Baker is awesome.

by David Directions November 21, 2010

Keirsten Baker

One of the most beautiful girls in the world. She is kind, sweet, understanding, funny, and loving. She can turn any bad day into a good one just by smiling at you. She always has the cutest outfits, but its her eyes that make her stand out. Light green with brown sometimes. An extremely rare find, their is only one in existence.

That Kevin kid really loves that girl Keirsten Baker

by K<3K March 17, 2013

Dusty Baker

A spliff in which the weed-to-tabacco ratio is below 50%.

A spliff consisting primarily of tabacco, with weed or hash lightly dusted on top.

A cigarette with a touch of weed dust.

Q: "Is there tabacco in this J?"

A: "Yea, a lot actually. It's more of a dusty baker than a proper spliff."

by phaedrvs February 24, 2015