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albatross

being stabbed
by madmanzoot November 7, 2011
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New Albany

home of mean, snobby, preppy kids who all own mercedes and live in million dollar homes. new albany elementary, middle, and high school is the size of a college campus. if they dont get what they want they cry to sleep. all of them are virgins even in 7th grade! they all wear hipster clothes and act like they're black. many are tall, have huge foreheads&think they can play lacrosse. overall dont live there :)
mean rude needshelp dontlive snobs new albany
by loljkkkkk February 18, 2012
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albino

some one with very pale skin and light hair, his penis usually does all the thinking
ben l. is such an albino
by carl hengen January 27, 2005
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albino slit my wrists

A pale goth/emo assed white dudewho cuts themselves because they have no balls and there girlfriend dumped them.
Is albino slit my wrists comein over later?
by el mexicano November 18, 2004
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albino

"A lady's boyfriend in name only." (a.k.a. A.L.B.I.N.O.) When a woman claims to have a boyfriend when in fact she does not. Because this claim is false, the boyfriend exists in name only.

This usually occurs in one of two circumstances:

1. When guys make unwanted advances in a public setting, some women will falsely claim to have boyfriends in order to stop their advances, often claiming one of their nearby male friends as their boyfriend. This is particularly effective when the albino is ripped or jacked because the men engaging in unwanted advances are usually loathe to have these advances result in violence.

2. Feeling insecure about being single and/or going alone to an event, a woman will claim to have a boyfriend and bring him to the event to show off as evidence.
That girl's not fooling anybody: her albino is clearly gay.

Ah, that's sad; she couldn't even find an albino to attend the wedding with her.
by shaydc March 4, 2011
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albino slit my wrists

one who slits their wrists due to their failure to reach orgasm after hours of sex, however ejaculates shortly after because of the pleasure of the cutting of the wrists
Nigga that slut was so bad in bed that she turned me into an albino slit my wrists!
by Fil's Mom August 28, 2006
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Albino Angry Yeti

The act of multiple males ejaculating in a container and then pouring it onto an unsuspecting naked female with long hair and then running from her as she attempts to give chase in a furious rage from being covered in semen.
Damn that ho is about to become an albino angry yeti!
by Kaatoz February 27, 2010
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