Canadian Blender

When you stick your thumb inside a girls asshole and you stick your fist into her pussy and shake her like a smoothie.

If you don’t stop I’ll Canadian Blender your mom!

by Noahator April 15, 2020

Canadian Snowstorm

when you pour liquid bleach up your anal cavity, then visiously farting it out like a geyser

dude did you see that Canadian Snowstorm last night? I couldn't even walk on the floor after, because of a slipping hazard.

by PCVicePrinciple April 25, 2020

Canadian Wedgie

To pull a hood over someone's head, causing them to topple forward

"My friend is obsessed with giving people Canadian wedgies and it's so hilarious, but not when it's happening to me."

by opinionatedash February 17, 2024

Going Canadian

When a (usually baked) person snacks deeply or participates in conspicuously Stoney behavior. Also “ Gone Canadian”.

Bob was straight up going Canadian on the Pepperidge Farm last night!

by Salt City Sage August 08, 2019

canadian motorcycle

Another name for a snowmobile

Jacob drove his canadian motorcycle to work today

by Jacob Rossing January 05, 2017

Canadian beanie

Oh so frothy fromagè of the labial love flaps with a complex thrusty cheese blue vane of sour curtains that suffocates your face and warms your ears.

This hot chick did a Canadian Beanie on me last night and now I have an itchy tongue

by Poxy August 17, 2018

Canadian slushy

When two or more people pass a mixture of bodily waste (such as vomit or feces) back and forth orally until the mixture is as smooth as a slushy. In the end, it is swallowed by any who are willing

“Damn Alicia. I can’t believe you had a Canadian Slushy with your boyfriend and his brother”

by Damian The Wolf March 23, 2019