Thomas

such a crybaby and has no friends

why is he crying because he's being Thomas

by x j s October 25, 2018

Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman during her period.

Ugh ... My girlfriend just got her period, so it looks like I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!

by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024

Thomas Gage Hammerstrom

erm what is going on I only play the binding of isaac

waht the spruce?? THat object is bolbous like Thomas Gage Hammerstroms fo head!!!11!1

by green goinkus January 29, 2023

thomas burud

The best looking boy in the world, I'm in love with him so much. And he told me after highschool, probably when I'm not dating him, he's going to date Sommer Ray and or Madelyn Cline. I believe he can do it but all his friends doubt him. I love you Thomas ❤️

-Love,

Samantha

Thomas Burud is so handsome and kind, he's going to date Sommer Ray one day!

by MckenZie VandeBrink March 23, 2022

camden thomas

a stoopid clown who has cooties

person: omg don’t kiss that girl before marriage that’s called pulling a camden thomas

by clownshit November 3, 2019

caeden thomas taylor

The coolest strongest and smartest guy to ever live

Wow caeden Thomas taylor is is cool.

by anonymous December 13, 2021

Thomas

thomas is the type of guy to live his life like he doesnt give a fck.

he cant handle bare minimum and girls that are having emotions.

he is in love with women 10 years older than him and makes aliexpress emorap about it to post on soundcloud and show everyone his forced deep voice.
and calls himself a first class demon.

person 1: Look at what thomas posted

person 2: dont put it on it gives me war flashbacks.

by fancykitties February 25, 2024