Thomas Matthew Crooks

A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.

Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"

by eurodancing July 13, 2024

Thomas

all girls do is eat hot chip and lie

all thomas do is eat cereal and play destiny

Guy 1: Why isn't Thomas responding to my DMs?
Guy 2: Oh, well you see, he's probably munch crunchin' on some cheerios. Cheer up pal, he'll get back to you in the next 1-2 business days.

by megosoftwindows January 11, 2023

Thomas Atkins

A huge irrelevant person who loves huge black men lathered in coconut oil while being bummed and having a cock in his mouth

I was being such a thomas atkins last night. It was insane

by anonymous July 26, 2022

Thomas

white guy

You ever see a Thomas before? Neither have I.

by eyesyahck August 29, 2022

thomas echnical

the guy that beat zodiac aka technical49
he WILL kill you if you call him that

random chat member: ayo thomas echnical is about to beat swi
*message has been deleted*

by iddkfc February 15, 2024

THOMAS GILL

A FUCKING PUSSY WITH ZERO PLAY NO BITCHES

YOUR SUCH A THOMAS GILL I SWEAR

by xxlolihunterxx January 19, 2022

Thomas

Thomas is an amazing person, knows how to make you smile n laugh, literally perfect in every way possible. Smart, kind, funny as heck.
Is a very special hooman being 😆❤️

Thomas is dee best

by Nah hush ueuc September 1, 2022