Neck of Aphrodite

When a person gives oral sex that is so good, the receiver’s reality is mystical. The giver then appears to be the most beautiful person on the planet in the eyes of the receiver.

“Yo Alexandra gave me the neck of Aphrodite last night. I didn’t believe head could be so good. I’d marry her in an instant if she asked me to lmao”

by Huncho kdubbie July 14, 2021

Neck-D

1. to be ironically and unreasonably surprised and offended by attention or disapproval acquired by blatantly dishonourable, or ostentatious behaviour.

2. anything that seemingly cannot be improved despite incredible effort nor investment.

1 (a) He looked all Neck-D when I roused on him for drawing on the walls.

1 (b) She was Neck-D about being fired after she was caught stealing.
1 (c) Dude, you have a tattoo on your face, of course I'm going to look at you. Don't get all Neck-D about it.

2 (a) I can do 200 crunches a day, but my stomach will just always be my Neck-D
2 (b) Nothing can fix that hole in my jeans. I've tried and stitching, machine sewing and patching it. It's Neck-D.

by naivewifey November 7, 2015

Clear the neck

The act of getting rid of the Phlegm in your throat (or in this case the neck)

J: Hey Miyan, you need to clear the neck?

M: Yeah man the neck is clogged.

by Yakovic February 2, 2016

Broke your Neck

Someone who turned there neck too hard, that IT BROKE:0Thats why they smell like booty.

Person 1 :Yo look at that person fall off a chair!
Person 2:Turns neck*
Person 1:AH,BROKE YOUR NECK!

by Crackhead Didi202 January 24, 2019

Neck

A neck is when someone slaps the back of your neck when you say something stupid, really obvious, or what you said just doesn't make sense

Girl: whats 2+2
Boy: isn't it 13
Girl: NECK!

by cleo_saltymama October 27, 2016

Neck

Is usually defined as getting head in slang, but it can also mean when someone is doing stupid shit or saying stupid shit and at that moment ur able to call them a "neck".

damn dude look at this video... a few seconds later... wtf was that u fucken neck XD!!!!

by emiliwilli May 11, 2018

Donkey neck combover

When a she-male has overgrown pubes

Did you hear that Jeremy’s mother has a donkey neck combover

by Bungus smoker June 12, 2022