Luke Haynes

A person who has no foreskin, as well as holding his dad’s hand to school.

Person 1: “Would you like to dock?”
Person 2: “No I can’t sorry, I’m Luke Haynes.”

by DooDooAss December 3, 2024

luke

biggest penis in the mf world, slong ding daddy! will shove a tee shirt in your mouth if your being too loud tho

1. luke is so hot
2. i wish he was my bf

3. i’d let him hit anyday

by babymommagirl July 26, 2022

Luke

a 14yr kid who likes xbox, eggos, and going to the mall

bruh this Luke wont chill! Hes grinding DESTINY 2 and he just murdered me... IN GAME I MEAN! "I gotta leave guys! Im going to the mall!"

by PleasantPineBoy September 3, 2020

luke

luke is known to he a dom poes, nai, vark and many more!

luke!!! you dom nai

by luke-a fucking dom poes November 22, 2021

Luke

This guy acts like such a female and he’s always horny. He has his period like every 3 days. He is off the charts emotional that you’re scared to be around him. When he is horny, you can’t tell if he wants pussy, or if he wants to kill someone.

“Hey, do you know Luke?”
“Yeah, he’s the ultimate feminine horn dog. He’s horny all the time and he acts like such a female you’d think he’s gay.”

by FebreezeBoi August 4, 2020

Luke

Very hot, but very short. Doesn't have skill and kinda shits himself a lot. He has a crush on Dora the Explorer.

Luke like penis?
yes.

by Megadick energy time May 30, 2022

Luke

Strong and handsome guy, but is only 5,8 which results in him only pursuing women who are grade a bitches.

He’s a nice guy but a real Luke.

by Coomer916 November 24, 2021