Hand Tool

A person who is a tool but is generally a substandard one. Similar to the concept of a gump.

That guy is such a hand tool.

by Naked Penguin March 30, 2010

hairdryer hands

When hairdrying your hair, one hand (the hand you ruffle your hair with) gets warm due to the warmth of the air blowing out of the hairdryer, and one hand (the hand holding the hairdryer) is cold.

One of my hands is hot and one of my hands is cold!

I have hairdryer hands!

by MINDSEY February 24, 2010

hand-gate

Obscure basketball stat first mentioned in email to ESPN's Bill Simmons.

A hand-gate is earned when a player (while on the bench) over-dramatically shields his ecstatic teammates from spilling onto the court during a big moment in the game.

The all-time NCAA hand-gate leader is Cherokee Parks with 12.

by Wojo12 March 13, 2010

HAND RIGGER

A WOMAN WHO AGRESSIVELY MASTURBATES A MAN.

THAT CHICK LAST NIGHT WAS A REAL HAND RIGGER, HER ARM DIDN'T GET TIRED AT ALL!

by BASEMAN15 December 29, 2009

Parky Hand

1 - Refers to one with a shaky hand

(as greg put the coal on the shisha) ah shit son i have parky hand, im all over the place

by anon267 November 18, 2009

Sandy hand.

A complete utter fail at an attempt to give a handjob.

Also known as salty hand.

Chuck:Dude,did Stephanie give you that handjob she was promising?

Bill:Yeah man, but she had a terrible case of the sandy hand.

by G-Swizzy Gets Busy June 16, 2010

Pringle Hand

The state your hand is in after consuming a whole can of Pringles. Usually consists of red, swollen fingers.

In some severe cases, the their may broken bones involved.

Aelm: "Yo man, wanna go play some basketball?"

Zir: "Nah man, I have a bad case of Pringle Hand."

Aelm: "Aww, I feel your pain bro."

by Freebie Link November 24, 2010