fuck face donkey

fuck face is just a dumbass or an ugly person who looks like their face has been fucked. and donkey = ass. so it's like being a chump. so it's a triple threat to not only be ugly, but to be stupid and pussy too.

ayyo, tell ____ he's a fuck face donkey for not comin out with us last night.

by ShanGEntz August 17, 2006

cotton wool donkey

Slang terminology for a tampon or can be used to describe a female during menstration.

Riding the cotton wool donkey - female mentrating.

by volpoid September 25, 2006

knocking out the donkey

to fuck a girl in the ass, and right as you're about to cum, you punch her in the back of the head so she tenses up.

The best orgasm I ever had was knocking out the donkey.

by Deez Nutz May 30, 2004

Up Your Donkey

"Up your donkey" is a phrase meaning "Make today count." In other words, the days are numbered, oblivion is inevitable, and therefore live in the moment.

Caroline: Hey, Jacob! Up your donkey!

Jacob: Thanks Caroline! Right back at you.

by crimescenepineapples September 10, 2014

Donkey Kong Politics

When politicians shout about how they think the country should be run but do nothing other than belittle the opposition, instead of making progress.

It can also relate to the impossible journey a senator or congressman has to go through to make progress in government while up against a higher authority who will not listen to "the little guy."

Gay marriage was once again shot down this week for no particular reason other than 'it's in the Bible.' It seems like we have a case of Donkey Kong Politics.

by inferiorego August 3, 2011

Donkey Ass Trick

Dumb ass bitch

A donkey ass trick is a girl who agrees to something but then says she'll only do it if money is involved.

by romztoronto November 21, 2011

Atomic Donkey Punch

The atomic donkey punch is very similar to the brass donkey punch. For you will be doing your girl doggy style and as you are about to climax you will punch her in the back of the head in order to make your vaginal wall muscles tighten to better your orgasm, but with the atomic donkey punch you use a an aluminium baseball bat which is even better.

It was sweet, I gave her an atomic donkey punch then was able to get a nap in before she woke up.

by Rodney May 5, 2005