Trojan War Hammer

The act of placing ones erect phalice over the forehead of ones partner, extending from the top of the forehead past the tip of the nose (hopefully). Thus mimicking the old helmuts used by Trojans warriors.
A Trojan War Hammer, if done correctly, can result in a simultaneous teabagging.
by Nick Straughan June 20, 2006
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war paint

When a girl has her period, the guy bites the tip of the tampon (while still inside the girl), then pulls it out, and slaps it under each of his eyes, thus leaving a red mark under each eye. The guy then proceeds to make Indian war cries.
Until recently, Justin had only earned his Red Wings.. But now he's a War Paint veteran!
by Reginald XII January 19, 2008
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anti-war

by victor December 07, 2003
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The Joe Mama Wars

It was something that happened, which had shook the lives of many a person. It was in 3069 bc, and it was when 2 of the fattest people who every existed clashed their arsecheeks together. It created a ripple so powerful it shattered windows more than 2000 miles from the 2.
Hey, remember The Joe Mama Wars? No, of course not.
by JoeMama Keeper November 03, 2021
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World War 2

Look i know i said that Tylers first major recreational activity was 9/11 but really it was world war 2
Guy 1: Damn world war 2 sucks
Guy 2: blame Tyler
by Lewis. E August 29, 2023
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World war 3

The time when people take memes and make it into a war. You're probably going to see Datboi somewhere in there... It is also known as the meme of the decade!
Guy: did you hear that world war 3 is coming!

Another guy: yeah! I heard that dead memes are rising again! Right from the grave!
by Hey it's me from school! January 24, 2020
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Purple War Helmet

Yeah? Who dis?
This is Nancy. I need to talk to my daughter real quick.

Sorry there ma she all up in my junk right now and her mouf is full of purple war helmet.

My new cock ring is super tight and really gives me quite the purple war helmet.

I could feel his purple war helmet punching my cervix like a speedbag.
by Dick Onchin October 30, 2020
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