ur mom: hey wanna have sex
you: sure
ur mom: what is your dick size
you: 2 inches
ur mom: that's tiny af
you: sure
ur mom: what is your dick size
you: 2 inches
ur mom: that's tiny af
by MatthewMason January 04, 2022
by Kitty oil November 22, 2021
When a dick accumulates a substance on it during sex and creates a smudge when it comes into contact with something.
I was banging this girl last night and when I went to go to the bathroom this morning, there was a dick smudge in my underwear.
by Soups February 02, 2016
Last night I was getting head and I flexed my dick in her throat she was so mad it made her gag- dick flex
by Harryharold August 30, 2019
by Gorillagrip55555 June 28, 2022
A man with a pickle for a penis and olives as balls. In which a girl can munch on and they are regenerative.
by LIVELIFE&EATPHALANGES January 28, 2024
by Pick dick September 12, 2021