National dick cheese day

The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies

Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.

by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 9, 2019

Hitler Day

•Alt-Right Holiday

The day where right-wingers celebrate the birthday of Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler on 4/20. Swastika armbands and jokes about Jews are popular rituals on this day.

“Put on your Charlie Chaplin costumes today because it’s Hitler Day”

“Fuck nah, the Jews at our school won’t let us celebrate Hitler Day; time to bring our torches for a coup.”

“Why are the birthday candles on Hitler Day always 88?”

by ChicksW/dicks2006 March 7, 2023

Hate stranger things day

if this is YOUR birthday then you probaly HATE Stranger Things

you “ugh i hate stranger things”
friend “thats because you’re born on Hate stranger things day”

by thascooper January 11, 2020

Shoe Day

The day when new girl shoes arrive from on line orders, and she must wear the shoes while giving him head in the bathroom in front of a full length mirror.

I'm pretty excited. FedEx just notified me that today is shoe day.

by Victoria Vaughn October 15, 2019

National kiss on the lips Day

National kiss on the lips day, occurs on the 29 Of May.
It's a Day where you kiss your friends and random people in your school on the lips and if you approach them, they can't say no . If you leave school with out a kiss , YOUR A PUSSY ! bitch . don't be a coward

"Today is national kiss on the lips day !"
"who are you planning on kissing lisa ?"
"i don't maybe , devan

by Lolagotafattyy May 28, 2025

National Yibbie Day

A day in which you scream yibbie as loud as you can

Jeff: Hey mark its national yibbie day! Mark: Oh I can’t wait to scream it!

by 123yibbie d May 26, 2018

International send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day

On this auspicious day it is customary for one to provide your ailing boyfriend with nakkey pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.

Person one: Alas, it is October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me

pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.

Person two: of course my beloved.

Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.

by Mr.Foley October 18, 2025