Jose fat ass

A nigga that is so fat he makes me want too fucking dive in a camel’s asshole

Look at Jose fat ass

by I hate 🥷 June 2, 2022

Fat Ass

Hey, in particular friend or outsider that one knows that weighs over 5000 pounds and looks like a pig.

Hey fat ass shut the fuck up

by Youknowme right February 23, 2024

Ass Chewed

To be scolded or rebuked rudely and mostly in front of everyone.

"Aw, shit! I just spilled soda on the couch!"
"You're going to get your ass chewed, Dude!"

by Pansycakse February 26, 2015

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

National grab ass week

Grab/Slap Anyones Ass All Week!

Carly: hey john
John: can i grab your ass

Carly: why not its national grab ass week

by ohyaohyes September 24, 2019

Shit ass bird

Go-to easy, trashy lay; town bicycle

I can go get any shit ass bird

by Assshitbird July 8, 2017

Half ass

A woman with an ass so fat it makes up half of her body mass. Yes. I have literally seen women like this

That girl is half ass. If you cut of her ass she would be half the size she is now

by the funny one January 27, 2022