dick

a dick.

suck my dick

by aedfbgnhm December 3, 2020

your dick is bigger than mine

if you are told this, they mean that you barely have balls or have no balls for shit

sidney: “Tanisha, talk some sense into that bitch.”
tanisha: “Ok—“
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop!!!”
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”

by rayneptune June 2, 2022

Dick Mowing

Simultaneously cock blocking 3 or more men at the same time.

Bro, you were dick mowing us in that bar with that one chick

by Gentiles July 30, 2023

Dick

no. We don’t talk about that. It traumatized me. It’s disgusting.

“Dick”
“i’m a lesbian”

by Thisismelmaolololololol February 12, 2022

divorce dick

what you call your dick if you have had more then 5 woman in a years time that have gone through a divorce/breakup

My friend said I have a divorce dick, after I had sex with a milf that just went through a hard divorce

by Fallis August 31, 2018

Nerf dick

A soft, small or unexpectedly small dick

John: fuck you
Bob: lick my balls
John: no your mom is already licking my balls

Bob: yeah she not sucking you dick because you have a nerf dick

by The man the myth the legend May 19, 2018

Dick

The fun swingy like toy that is in between your legs. It is quite sociable and is quite loooooooooooooooooooong

hey mom look at my dick - son
Wow! its huge~ - mom
I want it - Food

by throwaway69420 April 10, 2023