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Toxic Ass Parents

Asshole parents who deserve to burn in fucking hell. The embodiment of self loathing/pity. Overall fucking losers who treat their kids as property.
They treat their kids as therapists, and tell their kids bottle up emotion.
They try to justify abuse by saying their kids did something impossibly bad.
Make me want to kick their asses into their own fucking cock.
"We aren't toxic ass parents! We are just realists!" *Child gets shot by parents after they trauma dump them*
by definatelynottrophosko October 7, 2023
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Send Ass Day

June 26 Send Ass Day, where girlfriends must send their boyfriends ass pics whenever they ask or want.
"It's Send Ass Day bitch show me them cheeks"
by fetusdeletus01 June 25, 2021
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Hulk ass

When you hold in a fart for so long around your date, Then it refuses to come out as soon as you're alone. Like Hulk in avengers endgame.
"had horrible hulk ass. Held my fart in all night, went outside the next day and it refused to come out, leaving crippling stomach pains."
by Dominicohulko May 10, 2024
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Alabama ass slide

When your Miata buddy pours a semi warm beer down his ass crack and you drink it
Austin got out of his miata and did an Alabama ass slide with his buddy.
by vipeylover May 1, 2023
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down syndrome ass

"Down syndrome ass" is a colloquial term used to describe a buttocks that appears larger or differently shaped than typical. It's often characterized by a notable prominence or awkwardness in its form, resembling the appearance associated with Down syndrome, a genetic disorder. This term is not medically or scientifically recognized and can be considered offensive due to its derogatory nature.
"Yo, check out Shawty over there with that Down syndrome ass, it's like two basketballs stuffed in her jeans, no lie."

"Yeah, she got that Down syndrome ass, it's like she's carrying a whole extra load back there, making heads turn on the block."

Bro, her booty's like 'bam!' – Down syndrome ass, making the hood go wild, you feel me?"
by Brained February 7, 2024
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Baby Ass

Someone who is 25 years of age or younger
Person 1: Do you see that man over there? He’s a baby ass.
Person 2: Yeah, 22 year olds are so immature.

You basically use it to make fun of someone.
by I’mKickingEveryone July 8, 2018
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Ass grapes

Ass grapes happen when you sit down too long playing some shit or just sitting down for a long period if time this usually effects gamers ass grapes are painful but make quite a good joke. ASS GRAPES ARE EDIBLE QND ARE GOOD ON TOAST
"Hey i heard you got ass grapes dude push them out so we can put some on some toast and they must hurt alot bro"
by Blablagurl December 8, 2020
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