eat my elliotussy <3

so like ur down bad and horny and u want someone to eat ur asshole plus ur name is elliot so like u combine those two and now u have "elliotussy"
idk what im doing

elliot: im horny"
"same"
elliot: eat my elliotussy <3

by bebsmuskrat February 5, 2022

My dad

a rare phenomenon that happens once every 15 years and only happens when you win the lottery

My dad likes money

by me the 2.0 February 6, 2022

My penis

It is big.

"My penis,"

"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that you weird ass piece of sh-"

by What the fuck is a vagina February 6, 2022

Hoisted by my own re'tard

Thwarted by one's own stupidity.

I do the same thing every week, expecting a different result. I'm continually hoisted by my own re'tard.

by bumchutney February 7, 2022

Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living

This means hello in Russian

"Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living, how are you?

by Rigbaby33 February 7, 2022

my school

my school is very corrrupt and has alot of "hood" kids in it

ps PLEASE HELP ME

MY SCHOOL NEEDS HELP AND THEREPY

by MRMCPOOPY February 8, 2022

Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today

28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!

Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug

by RK-800√BOT February 8, 2022