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get off my lap

Something you say when people always be asking you for stuff like you're Santa Claus.
Get off my lap son!

Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"

Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"

"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"

Get off my lap son!
by stochasticsam December 23, 2010
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Kiss my belt

means suck my dick or you’re my bitch or another phrase as in i want to fuck
by demondle July 5, 2019
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Booking my tour

Gaydrian must be booking my tour right now
by Sir long schlong December 4, 2021
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socc my cocc

a DANK way to say "suck my cock/dick"
Also a super insulting insult,worse than the Steven Slutniversr fusion of "ur mom gay","ur dad lesbian" and "ur granny tranny"
The only insult which can eliminate the universe along with all which is part of it
Lenny man:ur mom gay
Other Lenny man:ur dad lesbian
Lenny man:ur granny tranny
Other Lenny man:no u
Lenny man:you've triggered my trap card!!!11! socc my cocc
Other Lenny man along with the Vast universe:*fucking implodes*
by Lenny McMemer June 18, 2018
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My little muffin baby

My little muffin baby is the sweetest guy in the world! How could you not love someone so cute and hot, he deserves everything and I’d do anything for him 😏. He also has a huge cock :D
Kayla: “woah is that my little muffin baby”
Him: “yeah my little marshmallow lover
by Littlemarshmallowlover May 3, 2022
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eat my brain

A more aggressive, in-depth, informative approach to picking ones brain for information.
Adjective: "Hey Steve, I know you really want to come work at the company I'm at. Want to eat my brain about it over drinks later? "
by @black_forests April 27, 2017
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My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me
My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me
by Handle100 August 8, 2023
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