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Boring units

Metric units aka the measurement system every other country but the United States has switched to even though it consists of boring decimal points, powers, and zeroes.
It weighs 1.2 pounds. Or 544 paperclips in boring units.
by NigelM May 6, 2022
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United Nations Discord

an absolute piss take. we also are VERY strict (we like admin abuse) and aaron absolutely stinks
Is that United Nations Discord? Yes, and also its where aaron pisses himself (why he stinks)
by PalmTreeknowsWords May 7, 2022
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Manchester United Masterplan

1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers
"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"

"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
by 🅱️oss May 10, 2022
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Cuthbert Unit

A unit of measurement, that is soon to be added to the SI (International System of Units) which is used to measure the greed and selfishness of man by determining the value of a process variable (Cuthbert/ man), that will initiate an action (greed/ selfishness), resulting in a Full Scale Value with values ranging from low (millibert) to high (kilobert). Results may sometimes indicate an unmeasurable set, meaning greed levels are infinite and endless with greed and selfishness as bad as the elderly fuck named Cuthbert this unit of measurement is named after.
Can you believe the selfishness of that old bastard?!! I bet he measures pretty damn high in Cuthbert Units!!!!
by Fefe and shardin September 14, 2022
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Leeds united

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Chill Unit

An Amazing Discord Server That Is Full Of Discord Mods.
by iLoveChillUnit September 15, 2022
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unite#0001

#1 com kid scary harmful will simswap you and will extort you
unite#0001 extorts egirls
by unite01 September 28, 2022
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