That 1% of apple users

A person in that 1% of apple users makes their entirety of their personality about apple and won't shut up about it.

John: You should seriously move to apple. It's really great and really better than your shitty android.
Paul: Can you shut up about apple already? You're literally one of that 1% of apple users.

by WolfPlay013 July 26, 2023

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A Rico Username

A rico username is a mentally deranged or mentally unstable username usually created by ricardo. These usernames can consist of; “CHILD MOLESTER” , “Sex Offender” , “Woman Abuser” , and varieties of many more.

“Dude this nigga has a rico username”

“wtf is a rico username”
“Bro his username is hella concerning”

by shaydadon August 11, 2023

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Blair the used Tampon

Its when the character Blair in Total Drama Roblox is made fun of or bullied because she looks like a used tampon, which she does, because everyone thinks that Blair actually does look like a used tampon.

Stacy: I'm so fat and ugly.
Justis: You are, but at least you're not Blair the used Tampon

by CoryXZeeke August 18, 2023

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EULA (End User License Agreement)

A EULA (End User License Agreement) is a contract a manufacturer makes you sign before they let you buy or lease their product. Products that come with a EULA (pronounced "YOO - lah") are high-tech, big-ticket items: cars, cell phones, appliances, etc. EULAs contain do's & don't's for using a product. Violating the EULA will usually void the warranty.

A EULA is not the same as a TOS (Terms of Service Agreement). A TOS is for a service, not a physical object.

Legally, a EULA gives you permission (gives you a "license") to use the product after you buy it. Presumably, the manufacturer can "revoke" that "permission" at any time, and they will do so by remotely shutting down the product (called "bricking" your product), rendering it inoperable.

The language of a typical EULA includes "hold harmless" clauses to protect the manufacturer from lawsuits. Additionally, you will (usually) be agreeing to let the manufacturer gather personal data about you via the product. This includes your locations, shopping habits, medical information, sexual orientation, etc. A EULA will also usually dictate that you resolve disputes via arbitration (not lawsuits), and stipulate that the arbiter will be hired by the manufacturer (so the arbiter works for the manufacturer, and will do as they say).

EULAs will become more common as modern manufacturers move away from the business model of selling things, and embrace the model of leasing things. That way, "you will own nothing and be happy."

I tries to read the EULA (End User License Agreement) that came with my new cell phone, but it was over 30 pages long, so I just gave up and signed it anyway. I hope that by signing it, I didn't agree to anything too crazy.

by Innocent Byproduct September 10, 2023

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