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Tampon Wars

A game you play with you sister. You take the wrapper off the tampon and hit your sister with it. It's like Star Wars except with tampons.
by D-Monkey May 10, 2018
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Tampon

A long string that people use to ‘block up blood from internal bleeding so it doesn’t look like they have pissed there selves and guess what lads they only come for girls this is because the world is sexist and should be fine for a man to use a tampon in his ass :)
Dam girl I’m a man and I want to use a tampon
by Saminman October 21, 2018
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T-Ramp

A more benevolent way of calling thy friend a tramp
Why hello T-Ramp
by T-RampHater October 27, 2018
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TamponFormer

A transformer that turns into a virgin tampon that can shoot butt lazers from its eyes. They are also quiet now to be retarted and have ligma. They are very rare but they do live.
I just got JaBumbleFucked my a tamponformer.
by bitchlasanga34725 January 5, 2019
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Tampon

How girls first loose their virginity
Girl-omg I lost my virginity last night

Girls friend-By who!!!

Girl-My first tampon hoe😍💦🍆
by Moto Moto Pp March 14, 2019
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Tampa two step

When a man dressed as a pirate gets kicked in the nuts multiple times.
I tried to pick up this fine ass ho during he Gasparilla parade, and that bitch gave me the Tampa two step.
by Igotsdamottz June 7, 2019
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Tampax Express

The exclusively female equivalent of a human centipede, where instead of being linked via genital penetration, but where the hand of the partner behind said female links to them by holding onto the tampon string of the female in front of them
Let your imagination run wild it’s a Tampax Express
by Siriusly?#harrypotterlover:) September 2, 2019
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