lax bro

A guy who is overly obsessed with the game of lacrosse. There are usually found wearing a small pinnie, pastel colored polos to show their inner man, frayed hats, flip-flops and college apparel to colleges they aren't smart enough to get into. Some common phrases they use are "getter done,gnarly ,stoked,sesh,flow,turf monster and wall ball." Intense lax bros go off to private schools because there home town team can't handle there massive lax skills. Most of them come home to reunite with the kids they grew up with but they realize they don't score high enough on the bro scale. Some nicknames made up by the non-laxers are douche bag, homosexuals, fags or shit heads. Every where they go they are hated on but they still convince themselves that they are the shit!

Lax Bro 1: Hey dude whats up?
Lax Bro 2: Nothing much just the ushhh ya know just re-stringing fluffy
Lax Bro 1: Sick! When your done you should come over and lax it up
Lax Bro 2:Yeah son!! i'm coming we should coordinate pastel colored pinnies.
Lax Bro 1: Gnarly I'm wearing sky blue<3

by A Lax Bros Sister July 13, 2010

Bro-mancer

A person who can conroll the hearts and minds of any bro he comes into contact with. This requires the person to have intimate knowledge of the bro code and the inner working of a bros mind. Usualy this individual is a hardcore bro, thus not imune to other bro-mancers. (Not to be confused with bromance)

Dude you are a master bro-mancer. That guy is a bromancer. bromance bromancer bro mancer

by Deoin September 5, 2013

Hot bro

a hot girl who acts like a man. the perfect girl.

She’s v classically feminine looking, small waist big bust but omds she was just basically a v hot bro for most of our relationship

by contours June 17, 2020

Glitter bro

The kind of girl who thinks glitter make up goes with everything, even the incongruously bro-y stuff. Flannel, snap backs, hockey gear...you name it, she's worn glitter with it or on it.

That chick on Okcupid was a total glitter bro.

by Lastcenturion104 March 8, 2017

listen bro

You use this as a slang word to use to tell people something.

Guy 1: listen bro what lesson we got next man
Guy 2: I think maths init!

by The slang helper! June 15, 2017

valley bro

When a male acts like a valley girl and dress and portryas themselves as a "bro"

"That dude,Bando, in the pink v neck is totally a valley bro."

by Bacon8tor June 25, 2014

Bro Potion

Any energy drink , such as Monster , Red Bull , etc. , etc. , especially those with motocross ties / sponsorships .

Bro # 1 : "Man , I feel like shit this morning ... and I gotta go paint the outhouse I built over at my girlfriend's house .

Bro # 2 : " Dude , grab a couple of Monsters ( "Bro Potion" ) and peel-out in your white Silverado with the MMA stickers on it ! "

by Mike Hawkburns May 17, 2010