stroke my nerd

The ability to communicate information, usually of a technical nature, in a way that is entertaining and compelling. Salespeople are usually socially oriented, but lack the ability to speak intelligently about advanced technology. Engineers are technically capable, but classically lack communication or social skills. Someone who can 'stroke my nerd' is a contradictory combination of both.

That data center salesperson really knew how to stroke my nerd. Listening to her talk about those connection specs really gave me a brain boner, but those rackmounts gave me a full on nerdgasm.

by CAShooter April 19, 2011

geek goop nerd

Vop_Doge

You are a Geek Goop Nerd fuck

by I eat doge for lunch January 15, 2021

random inanimate nerd

One of three nerdy friends who enjoy randomness.

You can't wipe your backpack with a random inanimate nerd.

by Zander March 12, 2005

Grade Book Nerd

Someone who isn't a smart nerd, but instead someone who seems like a nerd because they receive good grades, mostly through cheating.

Joe: I wish I was Nerdy-er

Billy: You are a nerd!

Joe: But i'm a Grade Book Nerd, not a smart nerd.

by Gradebook Nerd August 24, 2009

nerd of bad boys

A group of so called "bad boys' or gangsters, usually on bikes and without helmets, that are followed by a nerd. The said nerd has helmet, glasses, braces, etc. and is obviously tying to be hardcore. Upon seeing a group of this sort, it is common to exclaim "It's a nerd of bad boys!"

Sophie, Lilli, and Jebediah are walking down the street.
Sophie: whoa, did you just see that whole nerd of bad boys?
Lilli: yeah, totally
Jebediah: what?

by Spiedr November 30, 2006

nerd ass pop tart

Being a nerd ass pop tart means to get no play, no bitches and overthink everything. Really it’s just a bum who doesn’t do shit and expects everything to come to him and go his way.

Damn that dude Jackson is a nerd ass pop tart

by JustANewsTeller November 5, 2022

Obscene Nerd

Obscene nerd originating from Italy, from the latin root word ob meaning ugly and scene meaning istudytomuch, and nerd coming from the word nerdea, referring to the ugly scholars of the time first coming to use in the vernacular around 570 BC

Kables threw a book at an obscene nerd and broke her glasses; Kables then started laughing at the fact the obscene nerd will never have sex.

by cool April 11, 2004