Michael Pokorny

A kind hearted man who is extremely handsome in everyway. He is a United States Marine and is loved by everyone who knows him. A truly amazing person always making others happy before himself. A fantastic boyfriend who makes his girlfriend very happy. She is very proud of her Marine.

"Woah did you see that Marine?"
-"yeah That's Michael Pokorny, check him out in his Uniform!"

"Woah, That Michael Pokorny is so sexy!"
-"Watch out he has a girlfriend who he loves"

by MLP&BMW January 10, 2012

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Michael Tungry

Michael Tungry was a once famous man who could eat a ridiculous amount of food. It is even rumored that he ate three mungrys, however there is no actual physical evidence of this. Michael Tungry went missing in 2002 and his last known location is in Wisconsin.

Andrew: Hey, did you hear about Michael Tungry? He ate three mungrys!

Alyssa: I'm sorry, but it is impossible to eat a mungry. There's no way anyone would believe that he ate three!

by Jamesatron March 9, 2009

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michael hall

There is not much of a man because 90% of him is his huge cock.

I'm afraid he has the "Michael Hall" condition, doctor. His cock is just too big.

by Truthsquared 719 August 14, 2017

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michael the giraffe

the coolest giraffe of all giraffes. Usually fun, playful, and very smart.He stands out as the coolest giraffe

OMG look it's Michael The Giraffe.
Isn't he so cool

by Cool4Dayz December 23, 2018

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Michael Morris

A True god in the eyes of some, he was raised under a father who plays Golf 24/7, living off the bare minimum of earnings from the local pizza shop. Michael is funny, charming but most of all, has a magnificent hair line. His stance alone places his holy seed inside any woman in a 10 mile radius. He is the man, the myth, the legend.

"Omg is that Michael Morris. Wow. This is the best day of my life"

by Tigbitties1600 June 16, 2018

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