I thrust my body up and down but I couldn't feel anything. It had been over 10 minutes and I didn't know what to do. I moaned in pain, but I still couldn't feel anything down there. I opened the door, slowly stripped all of my clothes and sat down, twisting my big butt around and stretching out my asshole. My whole body was dripping with sweat. I heard my boyfriend say, "So, uh, are we gonna do it now?" I immediately felt something coming, but I didn't want to get caught. I had a huge load ready to burst out and I held it in. But then I got really horny and I said, "yes" I walked over to my boyfriend. "Why do you smell like baked beans?", he said. "hahahahaaa hohooo", I laughed. I spread my legs apart and grinded my stomach against him. Then I got really horny and I felt something coming.
"Uh, maybe we should have sex another time.", he said. "No. Hahahahaaa", I laughed in a deep, unsexy voice. Then I put my fat arms around him and fell over, putting all my weight on him. "This is really weird", he said holding his nose. My stomach pushed down against his dick. "Oh my god, did you get pregnant???" he said in disgust. I rubbed all of the moisture in my body on to him. Suddenly a shower of ejaculate spilled out of my vagina and a few seconds later the entire room was covered in greenish-brown shit. "EW", he shouted, "THAT'S IT. WE'RE BREAKING UP" and he left. "OOOH HOHOHOHOOOO" I laughed, rolling around in my own shit.
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1. it was a dark night tonight, my friend Jake, his girlfriend Lucy, a new girl in my class- Ava, and me. We were all on a camping trip together. In the morning while jake and Lucy were out hiking, Ava was calling for me.
1. Ava was the most beautiful girl i had ever layed eyes on, her soft dark brown hair, her perfect curves, she was nice too."coming!"i said as i finished putting up my tent, as i unzipped her tent i could feel her soft lips on mine. She told me to close the tent, after i did she turned a light on. She was sitting there in nothing but a black lace thong as she said "i know you want to" in a slurry tone. i couldnt hold it in anymore, i went over and put my tounge in her mouth and started french kissing her, she moaned with delight and thats all he needed from her, as she broke away from the kiss she unzipped his jeans and took off his boxers. As she did out came a 12 inch long and 2 inches wide dick. She decided to make him hard - licking circles on the tip of his dick then moved to his balls putting one in her mouth and sucking on it while massaging his rock hard dick, he gasped as she put 7 inches of it in her mouth and started sucking. He was on the tip of cumming but he held it in, he started licking her neck all the way down until he reached her plump 42C size breasts and started sucking on them. As she moaned with pleaasure she took off her black thong, she said "put it in me." He sticks six inches in then goes up to ten, as she moans and screams his name with pure joy. He slowly takes it out, then forcefully rams all 12 inches in and thrusts in and out untill they both pass out from exhaustion. they woke up abot 3pm still tired from their best sex ever. 2. sex? - male.
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I was with my girlfriend and she said "Follow me." I followed her and she went into the girl's bathroom. So I went in quickly. There I saw her, in the stall, wide open stall, and her sexy vagina there. I walked up and undressed her shirt. Then her bra. Finally, I got whst I wanted. A naked but sexy girl. I rammed my dick into her vagina. She gave a tiny squeal. I went in and out quickly. We were sexing. "Oh Nate, that feels so damn good..." she said, moaning in satisfaction. It felt good.
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