Half-hearted horse

When a girl makes a sexual moan, but its delivery makes her sound liken a horse having trouble naying.

I was having sex with a girl last night, but she sounded like a half-hearted horse.

by Xreader May 18, 2015

A horses hair in the wind

A fleeting thought

“Oh shit Bro, idk what I was going to say, just a horses hair in the wind, ya know”

by A Juniper Bug and a Bush May 6, 2021

Armenian Horse Knuckle

When engaging in sex you release feces in a girls vagina and eat it with a spoon.

"Dude me and Jessica did the Armenian Horse Knuckle last night!"

by Archibald Nottingham November 4, 2013

to risk eating the horse's sperm

When you have 50/50 odds that something could turn out just fine or be really, really awful, and you go on doing it anyway, you are taking a risk that you could be "eating the horse's sperm". Typically refers to sex acts, but not always.

From the Family Guy episode "Family Gay" in which Peter buys a retarded horse and fills the refrigerator with the horse's sperm to begin breeding it. He reveals it to the family while Stewie eats his cereal. He first looks shocked, then narrows his eyes and continues eating....

(Look up "Milky Surprise" at Hulu for the clip)

If you end up with the awful result, you can then said to have gotten the "milky surprise" (taken from the name of the clip at Hulu).

Steve: "So, I found out midway through the date that she is on drugs for being crazy, but I was hungry for companionship so I decided to risk eating the horse's sperm and took her home."

Heather: "And four month's later how's that working out for ya'?"

Steve: "Well I've had more than a few milky surprises. Bitch be crazy."

by Clintacus February 7, 2010

Get on my horse

Try my heroin.

-Can I try that?
-Sure, get on my horse

by MyPseudonym1923179 October 31, 2009

see a man about a horse

A discreet way to leave the table at a restaurant to go to the restroom; derived from a 1940's black-and-white film (sorry, cannot recall the name) where an actor literally says it as he leaves a table to see a man at another table about a horse.

"Excuse me, I have to see a man about a horse."

by James Pettit August 29, 2005

horse thumping thunder cunt

either the first name you can think of when calling eachother names, or rosie o'donnell. the nastiest pussy you could ever find besides a blue waffle.

ex1:

you: hey see that horse thumping thunder cunt on tv
friend: yeah bro shes nasty as fuck

ex2:

friend: fuck you whore!
you: eat shit! you horse thumping thunder cunt!

by mike hock is huge November 23, 2011