Take the mask, homie

When you and your homie have the extreme urge to kiss, but you don’t want it to be gay. Therefore, one of you has to take a mask and kiss the other so it’s no homo.

TAKE THE MASK, HOMIE. NOW! - said Adam.
Ok bro, calm your lips. - said Matt

by matth.ew December 30, 2019

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Wanna take this to the bedroom?

The thing that someone says when they are with theyr lover and they get horny so they wanna fuck.

Man: wanna take this to the bedroom?
Woman: yes
Man: alright, i'll grab this end you grab the other.

by akselly March 12, 2021

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take you to boston

if you have to ask, then you don’t know

“She’s the type of girl that’s gonna take you to Boston, that’s for sure”

by itzyaboiscott December 11, 2020

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TAKE A SQUIRT CAN

A PARADOX as what is in THAT can when you lookget it.

There for your convenience to TAKE A LEAK and make yourself super insignificant.

RESORTS WORLD.

As remember URBAN has DEFINITION TAKE A SQUIRT CAN as enjoy the SODA OR PISS as do you know.

I need to take a leak and give the great hosts and hostesses hassle free theater visit as TAKE A SQUIRT CAN I have and TAKE A SQUIRT IN IT....and after I AM A SQUIRT CAN A TAKE because I drank the PISS TAnKAFULl.

The ALCHEMY for your child convenience as TAKE A SQUIRT CAN and be as RESORTSFUL as POOSSIBLE.

by METE MEAT MEET June 9, 2021

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take me home

a very amazing book trilogy that deserves film adaptations which is about two brothers that basically save the world while dealing with their own shit all cause of their dad

swag person- “do you like take me home?”
even cooler person- “yes I want a film of it.”

by pendinglove September 5, 2021

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Let’s take a look in there

When your vagina is discharging weird stuff and you have to usually get an phone camera or a mirror and check if everything is alright down there. Used by OB/GYNs rarely.

*using restroom*
Mind: Wait why the hell and I discharging brown stuff?
*finishes using restroom*
*Grabs mirror*
Let’s take a look in there…

by coolhandlehere69420 December 29, 2022

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