Ultra Straight people are essentially just straight people who do not have sex. They only prefer to masturbate with themselves (has to be of their own hand and body)
Person #2: Doesn't matter you won't get laid anyways
Person #1: You must be confused, I am Super Straight, not Ultra Straight. You're talking about the wrong sexual orientation and the fact you would assume that I am ultra-straight offends me.
A person or persons who are transphobic and do not believe in more than 2 genders regardless of scientific evidence. People who consider themselves "Super Straight" have no affiliation with the LGBTQ+ community.