United States of America

The best frickin' country in the world! and the only one that matters. So all you countries out there that complain about us, Shut your mouth cuz' we pay for your shit and we deal with all your BS.

Basically, everyone is playa hatin' because their jealous of the United States of America and most of all because, We run this shit!

Person: What's that piece of crap up North

Genius: Oh yeah it's Canada, the place that always bitches about the US even though we do all their shit!

The United States of America rules!

by TBurr May 31, 2007

statuatory ape

he'll kill. end of story.

hey dawg, that shit is totally 100% alabama statuatory ape!

dude, i got that statuatory ape all over my taco.

by bucnasty. April 29, 2010

the united states of leland

best movie ever created, starring Ryan Gosling

omgz did you see the united states of leland?
yea it was s0o0o0o sad, omgz.
LETS OVERPOPULATE IT!

by alexis h. July 16, 2006

statue of liberty

An offence to god.
An abomination.
An eye sore.

Should be melted down.

by damn fags July 20, 2004

Stats

stats: how many times you've had sex.

john has 15 stats!

by stats up May 10, 2011

United States of America

A country founded as a melting pot which became the most racist shit hole ever to walk the earth. One Hispanic alone will be made fun of by white trash goverment ruling mother fuckers. FUCK AMERICA.

Dude where you moving.
United States of America.
Don't, it's a piece of shit, move to Canada. No ones racist there.
I finally understand.

by A Rebel October 14, 2010

United States Naval Academy

The singular place of education where you can empower the United States Navy to shove a million dollar education up your ass a nickel at a time. The graduates, frequently known as "ringknockers" proudly display their trophy in the most arrogant and assholish fashion possible, peering down their noses at people who were direct commissions or graduated from NROTC units at other universities nationwide. These people go on to lead what tehy consider to be elitist lives and frequently get their asses kicked at squadron parties by many an aviator.

"I graduated from the United States Naval Academy, class of 1998. Where did YOU graduate from?"

by Lieutenant Annapolis Sucks September 15, 2006