Robert

Robert is the god. When you see a Robert you should immediately relinquish all mortal possessions and sacrifice your eggs as well as a textbook.

Receive Robert into your life and cleanse yourself of sin. Pray to him and he will listen.

by Enlightened Robert worshipper December 30, 2021

Robert

Autism

“Bro ROBERT you are so cool”
“I am autism”

by Iluvvagina January 8, 2022

Robert miller

A sexy hunky boy with a massive cock and a fat ass

Look at Robert miller he is so hot

by percEATER69 January 19, 2022

Robert Salvester Kelly

Free Him He ain't do nothing wrong

Ay free Robert Salvester kelly

by Free r kelly January 21, 2022

Robert

A very stunning, funny, and caring person. A person who gets all the ladies and could steal your girl. He is very easy to talk to. A little bit awkward though other than that, a very good friend.

That other day was soooo much fun. You have to be a Robert.

by i knee'd a daddy January 21, 2022

Robert

This is the most desperate dude you’ll ever meet. He will beg for pussy any chance he gets even though he’s one himself. He acts like a fucking jerk to his girlfriend just to please his friends and manipulates her without shame

Girl 1: “Damn, Robert is so desperate, He keeps asking me for “boba” and sends me dick pics”
Girl 2: “SEXUAL ASSULT!!”

by 0.4x January 29, 2022

Robert

Don’t call him rob, don’t, just don’t. I called him rob and it almost cost me my life.

Me: Hey rob, how you doing?

Robert: tf u just call me?

Me: Robert

Robert: that’s not what you said

Me: rob?

Robert: ever seen the movie “saw”?

Me: no

Robert: you’re about to find out

by Shmip January 29, 2022