I want to snowhole rape you
by Dick meaning March 10, 2017
A hug that is awkward and uncomfortable. It always takes way longer than it should. You are being squeezed too tight and often have body parts touching that should normally not be touching. The sniffing of hair and a whispered, “Don’t make it weird” usually follows. When released from the hug, you feel slightly dirty and the need for an adult. Unless you are the one performing the rape snuggle, in which case, you have a satisfied smile on your face upon completion.
The Man: “Did you see that?! Lorenzo just rape snuggled that girl.”
Mo: “I saw it and I don’t know how he gets away with it. He’s already gone through six sensitivity classes.”
Mo: “I saw it and I don’t know how he gets away with it. He’s already gone through six sensitivity classes.”
by Mashers69 May 26, 2014
Most famously used in the movie Hobo With A Shotgun. To Skate Rape someone is the act of kicking/stomping at someone while wearing ice skates. Knowing how sharp a pair of ice skates can be, it can be predicted that the victim is going to be fucked up and suffer many cuts and lacerations in the end.
One real world example was in the Northwest in the USA during the winter, when a meth-head who was harassing people at a park next to a high school was skate raped by a drunk teen. Ironically, any fights or violent scuffles that happen typically attract police attention to that park, but no authorities came. Videos of this will most likely be posted to worldstar after the statute of limitations for assault is over with and the student who did it no longer goes to that school and won't face any trouble.
One real world example was in the Northwest in the USA during the winter, when a meth-head who was harassing people at a park next to a high school was skate raped by a drunk teen. Ironically, any fights or violent scuffles that happen typically attract police attention to that park, but no authorities came. Videos of this will most likely be posted to worldstar after the statute of limitations for assault is over with and the student who did it no longer goes to that school and won't face any trouble.
"Ivan skate raped that hobo, but got his skates stuck in a toaster and electrocuted''
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"Bro, did you see the video of Ruvim fucking that fool up at the corner? "
"Aww shit, there was another fight??"
"Yeah dude. That annoying toothless tweaker in his 30's that always tries to sell kids that nasty brown molly probably cut with industrial cleaner and meth, and always asks to bum cigarettes? He got fucking skate raped by Ruvim''
"No shit?? That's fucking crazy''
''Yeah, that fool got slashed on the arms, on his forehead, his pants got ripped. That's what happens when you spit on a drunk homie because he didn't wanna buy shitty fake drugs. He's lucky his brother forgot his ice skates in his trunk. The tweaker ran, and afterwards no cops came. It was chill as fuck. I smoked him out a blunt afterwards. Perfect after-school Friday at the park. Hella people got it on video, that shit will be on worldstar once no trouble can come about it''
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"Bro, did you see the video of Ruvim fucking that fool up at the corner? "
"Aww shit, there was another fight??"
"Yeah dude. That annoying toothless tweaker in his 30's that always tries to sell kids that nasty brown molly probably cut with industrial cleaner and meth, and always asks to bum cigarettes? He got fucking skate raped by Ruvim''
"No shit?? That's fucking crazy''
''Yeah, that fool got slashed on the arms, on his forehead, his pants got ripped. That's what happens when you spit on a drunk homie because he didn't wanna buy shitty fake drugs. He's lucky his brother forgot his ice skates in his trunk. The tweaker ran, and afterwards no cops came. It was chill as fuck. I smoked him out a blunt afterwards. Perfect after-school Friday at the park. Hella people got it on video, that shit will be on worldstar once no trouble can come about it''
by Bukkake Tsunami February 25, 2014
by Dr. Duckhead August 17, 2012
When you’re driving down the road with a passenger and you lock the windows and slowly silently release a fart, forcing the passenger to inhale your tiny invisible poop particles.
Fart Rape, While driving down the road I locked the windows and let loose a silent fart, fart raping the unsuspecting passengers in my car.
by Kook1228 October 02, 2019
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by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes March 14, 2017