Put wood in t' oil

A phrase used in parts of Yorkshire, mainly in South Yorkshire as a way to tell someone that they need to shut thier face

Bob: "blah blah blah, random bollocks"
Jim: "Put wood in t' oil will thy, you're getting on me wick"

by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021

You gotta put yer sockchs onnn

The act of putting your socks on when inhaling paint fumes and sleep deprivation catch up to you

Person 1: Eyy bro I'm really tired and I'm feeling gooood after inhaling these paint fumes

Person 2:You gotta put yer sockchs onnn

by MC Shrivel Ball August 4, 2021

Put a slick on it

Pour your favorite bar rail drink and “put a slick on it” where the “slick” is whatever the liquor (rum, vodka, whiskey, etc) is for the bar-rail drink.

I’ll have a Crown Royal and Coke please… and “put a slick on it”!

by Grantwillreply February 18, 2022

put it in the dirty

Anal sex

“Damn bro! Denise is a straight freak! She loves it when I put it in the dirty!”

by Elvis Moran August 26, 2021

Put her down

The respectful way to refer to the act of shaving off a large beard or mustache.

"Nice porn 'satchel!"
"Thanks bud. She's what remains of my winter beard, but I think I'm gonna have to put her down in a week or two. I haven't gotten laid since December."

by Sloppy7ths June 2, 2021

put on heirs

Gettin' up on yer high horse due to your family background.

Ethan Couch really put on heirs regarding his supposedly deserving preferential treatment. Sometimes it worked in his favor, but unfortunately even his parents' vast wealth and social prestige couldn't save him regarding his mass-manslaughter conviction.

by QuacksO June 11, 2021

I put my cheese in your fridge.

verb/phrase

1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.

2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.

3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."

As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.

by show-er_not_a_grower August 19, 2024