Ditch Porn

Pornographic magazine found along the roadside.

I just found some ditch porn on my five mile run today!

by Ditchpornman September 16, 2020

surgery porn

People or persons witch are addicted to watching medical videos in witch operations are being performed.

All tammy watches all day is surgery porn.

by Sid099 September 17, 2020

surgery porn

An addiction to videos witch have depictions of medical operations being performed on people,persons or animals.

My mom is addicted to surgery porn videos its all she watches.

by Sid099 September 18, 2020

vanilla porn

Two white People having sex

I really like vanilla porn

What tf is that

White people having sex

Oh… cool

by Youtellme January 18, 2023

PORN LOGIC

When your attracted to the sexy person of the opposite sex that you may or may not even know, no matter what the situation is. It's always going to lead to sex and not just any sex but the hottest wildest best sex ever.

I know you are kind of a stranger to me, but I can't help my porn logic telling me this would be a much better experience if you just take off all your clothes and lets take advantage of this opportunity.

by mastercock January 24, 2023

Old porn

A collection of porn magazines and videos one has had for a long time. Had so long and looked and watched so many times that it becomes the same old porn and doesn't get one off anymore.

Father: Son, I have a box of old porn to give to you.

Son: Gee thanks but no thanks dad. I found your old porn long ago and I'm tired of it too.

by cpetkunas February 20, 2023

election porn

the constant onslaught of ads promoting or attacking a political candidate or ballot measure that one is subjected to until Election Day

"It must be an election year, I'm getting a lot of Election Porn."

by ezterbro December 19, 2022