Skip to main content

tongue porn

Pornography which contains sexually stimulating images or videos of open mouths with various licking images or random sexual poses of the tongue . Used by any sex to enhance masterbation
example:
I know a girl on the internet that had the sexiest tongue porn If ever saw. So, I paid her $250 USA to lick the air while I jerked off. It took less than 2 minutes and she didn't even show me her nipple. Now that's some good tongue porn !
by McManson McManson April 18, 2015
mugGet the tongue porn mug.

lineman porn

when six guys are together violently jerking each other off in a line but the sixth guy is behind the third man fucking him in the ass
the boys and were filmen some lineman porn
by fagtard69 August 31, 2017
mugGet the lineman porn mug.

florida porn

Resulting from a Floridian's recent rebuke of schools showing classic art (specifically, Michelangelo's David): anyone showing leg below the knee, A&F advertisements, firefighter calendars, any swim suit designed after 1946, the showing of pelvis or clavicle even through tight fitting clothing; and of course any Renaissance art (those nasty 14th century bastards!)
Terry is looking hawt in the new Fire Fighter calendar! That shirtless pic is straight up Florida Porn!
mugGet the florida porn mug.

frog porn

frog peepee go in girl frog hehe
by PornGod June 5, 2021
mugGet the frog porn mug.

porn pretty

A descriptive of a woman who is not really all that attractive, but good enough to get the the job done.

Points to a significant number of porn actresses who are just average-looking when on the street, but...Hey! Who cares! They're naked and ready to go!
Jealous Jessica: What's with that skank with the booty shorts?!? She's not that pretty!

Dirk the Jerk: Of course she is! She's porn pretty!
by The Man With A Third Leg September 12, 2017
mugGet the porn pretty mug.

orphan porn

A movie or tv show that features an orphan or person with an unstable or absent family finding a loving chosen family or parent. Orphan porn is schmaltzy, almost over the top with strong shows of emotional support, people working out their feelings and past traumas, and general warm fuzzies. Orphans may or may not be the central figures. Examples include The Fosters and This Is Us.
That show is so cheesy and wholesome, it's total orphan porn.
by Clanktree November 17, 2017
mugGet the orphan porn mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email