Skinless Jesus

A Jesus for everyone. A messiah excepted by all race.

Daddy, what’s a skinless Jesus? Well Timmy, it’s a Jesus that everyone can worship.

by Tuna Juice July 16, 2018

Jesus envy

A nonbeliever who wishes they did believe in Christianity and Jesus Christ. A nonbeliever who appreciates and envies religious people and religious culture.

I'm an atheist, but whenever I walk by a church I get serious Jesus envy.

by Jackson Montana December 13, 2010

Jesus Christ

it's jason bourne

Jesus Christ, it's jason bourne

by IR2BMLGX420BLAZEIT February 10, 2018

doing a jesus

when you are failing at something and come back and win

we were losing the game but we came back and it was like doing a jesus!
we were loosing but we did a jesus and won!

by Octosc June 5, 2018

jesus grinding

Grinding on somebody while leaving enough room for Jesus

Stacy was jesus grinding joey so hard

by shelmich August 31, 2014

grilled jesus

Questioning Jesus and his followers. "Grilling Jesus, with cheese!"

Man, you really grilled Jesus on Christians' belief that he arose from the dead and that he is the son of god.

by grilled jesus March 25, 2009

Black Jesus

The most incorrect race of Jesus next to White Jesus.

Black Jesus? White Jesus? Will people ever learn that Jesus was never white or black? He was Jewish. There's a difference.

by CelticEagle February 15, 2019